002 - After a wild night with Doctor Horrible...

[bythe_books]

There is smut in my room. About my... other half.

It's like reading smut about myself.





OI! 'Tiny bobbin'?!

[OOC: Sam's tipsy! But I figure he's one of those anal-retentive drinkers who still manage to write sober]

Comments

[sheis-stilllost.livejournal.com]

Disturbing isn't it?

[bythe_books]

Very, very disturbing. And I can't help but feel... insulted.

[sheis-stilllost.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around some things...Like what was done with the sonic screwdriver...I mean I never knew...

So what's your name again?

[bythe_books]

I don't even know what a sonic screwdriver is, but it sounds like some kind of... outer space sex toy.

DCI Sam Tyler. And you are...?

[OOC: Fun Life on Mars fact! His last name is actually a reference to Rose XD]

[sheis-stilllost.livejournal.com]

Well it's supposed to help you get around places...but I never knew that it could also help in the bedroom like that...I mean, wow. I never really knew that my mate was into that or that way, really.

Sam Tyler? Hmm...alternate universe version? Nah... Ah, a copper. That's some last name you have there. My name's Rose Tyler.

[bythe_books]

Oh, you're mates with those fellas in the story?

Rose Tyler? Looks like we've got something in common already. How long've you been here?

[OOC: Augh I know! What have they done to Sam and Gene?!]

[sheis-stilllost.livejournal.com]

Sort of. Well with the Doctor I am. The Master is...well our relationship is a bit different. We really don't get along most of the time.

I suppose we do. Hmm...About a couple of months now. It's not so bad really. You get used to it. You're a warden, yeah?

[bythe_books]

I haven't met that Doctor yet... unless he was writing about Doctor Horrible? And the Master's... me. Sort of? I'm never going to get used to that rubbish name.

I don't know-- I just woke up here. I don't... see why I'd be an Inmate...

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

The resemblance is uncanny.

Rest assured, mon ami, that you are not included in my fictions, as I haven't even been introduced to you yet.

[bythe_books]

Unreal is more like it. I don't know what he is... some figment that crawled out of my id or something...

Oh... DCI Sam Tyler.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You may cease worrying, Sam Tyler. I wasn't writing about you.

[bythe_books]

I know, it's just... weird to read something like that about your twin. Hard not to take it personally.

So, are you really the Marquis de Sade?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I don't really think he's your twin. He just looks like you. It happens here.

And yes, in the flesh! So to speak, anyhow.

[bythe_books]

Right. 'Here'. But this place isn't real.

Oh. Alright. Of course. What kind of a sick joke-- This place is completely mad!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

It's real, mon ami. You're not the only one to have had to come to grips with it. There are still things here which completely defy everything I know as real, but it's here just the same.

Pretending it's all a dream doesn't help. You can trust me in that regard.

[bythe_books]

No, this has happened before. 1973. I'm in a coma. It's 2006, and I'm in a coma, and I'm not here, I'm not!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

If you're dreaming, then why not enjoy yourself while you can?

[bythe_books]

Because this is just my mind trying to keep me here.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Prove it.

[bythe_books]

The doctors, from the real world. I can could hear them. They're not going to leave me.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

And you're certain they're not the figments?

[bythe_books]

...yes.