017 - HE'S BACK (now with 50% less emo)

[bythe_books]

I wasn't feeling anything-- I had to do it... I made the right decision.

I'm finally home.

Still, wish I could've at least kept my bed. Who knew 30 years could do so much for... bed technology. And the telly. It was a flatscreen!

Think I'm gonna give Annie a ring today. Catch a picture, maybe.


[About half an hour later, he updates:]

This isn't-- this is not Manchester. Where am I?

[OOC: OH HOW WRONG HE IS! Anyway, Sam's back from his canon update, taken from the end of the series. SORRY, LoM SERIES 2 SPOILERS ABOUND. So, he doesn't realize he's on the Barge again and doesn't know anybody can read this; he's just writing to himself like a noncey arsed fairy :D

PS: Sam has Barge-amnesia. He'll remember things based on journal entries, when he goes back and finds his old ones, but he won't remember things as... memories. REPRESSED, YO]

Comments

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

Sam! You're back!...and you look alright...

Loki said I'd made you crazy.

[bythe_books]

[Anybody near Sam's room can hear a startled shout]

What

How are yo

...hello?

Tobias is perplexed by that reaction

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

....are you still mad at me? I'm sorry for everything that happened...I didn't want to hurt you...

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

I am glad to see you have returned. I was concerned.

[bythe_books]

Returned? Who the hell're you?

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

We have not spoken much, but I am Namor. I quite appreciate your attempt to bring order and rules to a place of chaos, where each warden made their own, ungoverned and without rebuke if they failed to do their duties.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Sorry.

[bythe_books]

...sorry?

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You thought you were home, but...you're stuck here with us. So, sorry. Because that has to totally suck thinking you're finally home and then finding out you're not.

[bythe_books]

What the hell are you supposed to be?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

What?! Why are you here?

Sam! It's a pleasure to meet you again. How are you? We've missed you, you know. Though...it seems you don't remember things. What a pity.

To refresh your memory, my name's Loki and we're best friends. You tell me everything about yourself and I tell you the same. We help each other out on ports and take care of each other. However, you cut me on the arm right after the flood. I'll have you know, I was only trying to help! I didn't know you would be mentally distressed.

All these people claiming to know him are starting to frustrate him D:

[bythe_books]

I've never met you, and I've never been here before in my life!

Loki is totally taking advantage of this.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Yes you have! Sam, don't you remember? We were best friends! Why, I came to help cheer you up and give you care when you were sick. How could you forget that?

[vampish_aleera]

Hello, Sam...!

[bythe_books]

...hello?

1/2

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Sam!

2/2

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

...

Wait, you don't know where you are?

Oh Ros...

[notninjastyle.livejournal.com]

Hi Boss.

:D

[bythe_books]

Hi Chris.





...what? Chris? Why're you in my book?

You're getting all of them...

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade! You're back!

I have a problem.

OH NO PREFECT. Your Warden still sucks (because he doesn't remember you)

[bythe_books]

Comrade?

I-- I don't know... Look, I've got a problem, too, alright?

...tell me I didn't coma my way into Russia.

someone sane to talk to!

[fractured-will.livejournal.com]

Are you feeling alright, sir? You seem distressed. Is there anything I might do to help?

HIS BUDDY!

[bythe_books]

You could send me home.