011 - Make it stop!

[bythe_books]

I didn't realise the Infirmary was to be used for conjugal visits.

Guv, I think I'm fully recovered. Could you, ah, get the medical staff to let me go? They keep shoving me back into the bed.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Oh come now, kumquat, I'm sure I heard the rustle of fabric more than once from your side of the curtain. I hardly think anyone would blame you for filling in the blanks with your own ministrations.

[bythe_books]

That rustle was me putting a pillow over my head in an attempt to either smother the noise or smother myself.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

So you say now.

[bythe_books]

So I say because it's the truth. I'm not interested in what you do in your spare time-- and I'd rather not have to hear it in surround sound.

[bythe_books]

And how can a person make that much sound with their mouth full?!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I'm especially appreciative of fine cuisine!

[bythe_books]

No and NO.

[bythe_books]

Use it on yourself, then.

[sheis-stilllost.livejournal.com]

Is that so?

Feeling better Sam or are you just saying that?

[bythe_books]

I--

I'm fine.

[sheis-stilllost.livejournal.com]

Are you sure?

Sam's got a hankerin' for drugs! And it's gonna make him snappy

[bythe_books]

Yes I'm sure. I know my own feelings, alright?

Bad Sam!

[sheis-stilllost.livejournal.com]

Well aren't you just chipper.

Fine then, if you're sure.

1/2

[the-manc-lion.livejournal.com]

Right, hold on.

2/2

[the-manc-lion.livejournal.com]

...

Why? They not lettting you go?

[bythe_books]

Whenever I get up to go anywhere that's not the loo, they steer me back into the bed.

[the-manc-lion.livejournal.com]

And y'can't fend off a couple of nurses?

[bythe_books]

They're not human.

Also, I don't want to hit them...

Conjugal, conjurer, WHATEVER!

[notninjastyle.livejournal.com]

The infirmary has visiting magic shows?

Funny, I wouldn't think that much excitement would be good for recovering.

LAWL

[bythe_books]

...what?

CON-JU-GAL. Open up a dictionary.

Chris TOTALLY HAD TO BUY A DICTIONARY WHEN SAM JOINED THE FORCE!

[notninjastyle.livejournal.com]

[There's a long pause as Chris goes to look it up]

Oh! Well, that might be better for recovering. You been having a bit of Conjugal while you're in there then Boss?

[bythe_books]

Chris. Answer me a simple question:

Who would I have a conjugal with?