009 - GLORIOUS RETURNS.

[bythe_books]

[handwriting's sloppy, as though he's writing thoroughly intoxicated. Sam's hopped up on painkillers right now]

callning inn sic,k.

Cheeeeersss/



[OOC: YES he hasn't technically been rescued yet, but I need to give him time to recover at least a little bit before the next Port, so his rescue's going to be vague for now and all posts of it actually happening will be backdated when they do happen. Sam won't respond until the morning, because he's sleeping and I'm heading out/sick (because it's smart to head out when you're sick). MY WORK SCHEDULE IS NICE AND MANAGEABLE AGAIN, SO I SHALL BE POSTING ALL MY FELLAS TOMORROW MORNING~!]

Comments

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

You have been rescued? Are you well?

[bythe_books]

...well enough

[the-manc-lion.livejournal.com]

[bythe_books]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

About time!

Where were you?

They cut me because of you!

...Welcome back Comrade.

[bythe_books]

yeah. thanks.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...So...

Where were you?

Some people... some people were looking for you.

Sam won't pin the blame on Tobias 'cause he figures Gene has that covered, so...

[bythe_books]

on the barge. obviously.

who?

Your failure to provide am excuse is making Prefect blame you for his pain! Strikes readable.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Everyone. Everyone was looking for you Comrade.

You smug, self righteous, bastard.

BAH! Excuse Sam's rudeness; he's fiending for drugs (Strikes = read)

[bythe_books]

piss off

Private - Prefect's not going to have this conversation in public. He has an image to uphold!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No, you piss off Comrade!

You got everyone into a mass panic and they formed vigilante justice mobs and just came after anyone associated with you even if I didn't want to be associated with you just because of your stupid fake suicide post and it turns out you were just "on the barge"?

Comrade, I hate you I hate you I hate you!

I'm not satisfied with the quality of your work.

Private - AW! It's interesting watching him show real emotion

[bythe_books]

...what fake suicide post?

I WAS CHAINED TO A RADIATOR AND BEATEN FOR TWO WEEKS.

Private - He's totally exaggerating. Though it probably felt like this to him at the time.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well why couldn't you have done that on your own time?

I got cut up and strangled and threatened sexually and beaten because you were off interloping with a radiator!

Private - DRAMA QUEEN.

[bythe_books]

I'm sorry my KIDNAPPING was inconvenient for you!

Private - He really is, and now Sam is undermining his PAAAAIIINNN!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

At least your suffering wasn't my fault.

Private - The more Prefect talks, the more Sam wants to turn to drugs!

[bythe_books]

It's my fault you were attacked? Enlighten me. HOW could I have possibly stopped them from attacking you while I was tied up and cut off from the rest of the world?

Private - He can't help being unbelievably annoying!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well if you didn't put yourself in idiotic situations and try to Warden everyone else's inmates then this wouldn't have happened in the first place I assume. Then, no one would have attacked me while looking for you.

Thanks a lot Comrade.

Private - Well... you got him there

[bythe_books]

You're acting like a child.

No comment, he's just being relieved that Sam's still here!

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

OH BILLY!

[bythe_books]

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Sam? Sam.

You're not dead. You should be dead. You're no use to me alive!

Shit.

Where the hel were you?

[bythe_books]

feel pretty dead

dont want to talk about it.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't feel dead.

I just needed a few more days. Why now?!

We need to talk. Where's your room?

Sam's not going to be seeing ANYBODY alone, especially not an Inmate :P

[bythe_books]

MY room? NO.

Aw, poor Sammy. Don't worry, Loki won't bite (much)!

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Well, how about someplace public. The library? The galley? Take your pick. I could bring a friend if that's what you want. Somebody not crazy, of course.

It's just that we need to talk.

[bythe_books]

who and why?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Ah...Dr Horrible. Or, if you would rather me visiting you with a warden, I'm sure I can come up with one. Maybe Monk, or Azmaria.

I think I might know something about how you vanished. I think I know who's fault it was, but I'm not sure. Anyway, I want to help. I want to find out exactly who did this to you and make sure that this does not happen again. For me to do that, I need information.

[bythe_books]

i know who did this already and he's been dealt...

don't worry.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

No no no no NO. Why the hel won't you just do what I want?!

Well let me come anyway. At least tell me who did this, so that I don't have to worry. After all, if such a powerful warden can be kidnapped, then what does that say for the rest of us lowly, depowered, inmates? There are an ungodly amount of lunatics on this barge-tell me which one did this to you.

[bythe_books]

why are you so eager to see me?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Because I...I...I didn't want to see you hurt. I was worried when you were gone-I thought you died. I want to make sure that you're okay, and I want to help punish whoever did this to you. You're a good man. You don't deserve to be hurt like you did.

This is the only icon I have of him lying in bed...

[bythe_books]

Thanks.

Too bad it's hilariously kinky.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.
...
So, can I come visit you? It doesn't have to be now, though I'd really like it to be. You know, just to see you for myself.

yeaaaah... got a new one of him in bed!

[bythe_books]

I don't want company right now

Hooray!

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Dammit!

Fine then. I'll swing by later.

[bythe_books]

...no

no visitors. NO

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Too late!

You just scared him D:

[bythe_books]

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