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005 - Guys! GUUUUYS!

Hey guys (and gal),

Don't forget: we've got extra practice today! We're gonna win!

And be sure to do your homework. I can't have any of my team sitting out 'cause of bad grades.

And everyone else: come to the big game! We need you all rooting for us!

Also, I'm in the running for Prom King, so uh... vote for me?

Update:
Coach Hunt, the janitor's trying to give me detention for something I didn't do. I think it's going to make me miss practice.

~~Problem TOTALLY NOT solved.~~

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Why is school work so important, Sam? Can't you talk to the teachers? They know it's the big game this weekend, right?

Private:

Should I ask Rose to the dance? Do you think she'll go with me?

C'mon, it's your senior year! You can't fail now, man. And I don't think we should get special treatment.

[Private]
Rose? Isn't she kinda... ~~vapid~~... Well, d'you like her?

But Sam, it's so hard to find time for that stuff. Between helping out on the farm and practice, I don't know when I'm supposed to write all those essays...

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I dunno. Maybe. She's kinda cute and dad likes her...

Tried getting tutoring? I'll help you out!

[Private]
Wow, that's-- wow. Your dad doesn't like anybody. Go for it.

Would it be bad....hypothetically, if I just asked you if you could write them for me? I'm not asking, obviously, but if I did...

[Private]

Aleera says she's got a ton of other guys already asking her. I don't want to be her last choice, you know? But man, Dad really wants me to take her...

I'll pretend I didn't read that.

Get. It. Sorted. Hankel.

C-Coach! I didn't expect to...hear from you.

Yes, Sir.

He will, Coach! We're gonna do this right!

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I'm seriously struggling, man. There's no way I can write all those essays if I have to do it alone. My dad is gonna FLIP if I don't stay on the team.

I can't help you cheat. Uhm... but I can... help you write it.

Edited 2008-09-15 17:42 (UTC)

I'm not asking you to help me cheat. I'm not cheating. I ask if it would be BAD to ask ~~someone~~ you to do something like that for me if I was struggling to keep my grades up.

It's pretty bad, I think.

You really think-- REALLY think-- it's better to risk failing off the team than take another route, Sam? I'm not going to cheat, you know me, man. But I just...you know. I value your opinion, man. You're the captain.

I don't want you to fall off the team; we need you. Um... but if anyone finds out...

I know, I know. I said, this was hypothetically. I'm not gonna cheat, man. Don't worry about me. I'll...find some way to make it all work.

Alright. Call me if you need any help.

I'll be there, Sam.

I can always count on you, Morgan!

Detention?

...

No he's not. Not over practice.

He's not being very reasonable.

Why? What did you do?

...

You sang "That's Amore" at him, didn't you?

...

Called him Guido?

Coach, I'm always sensitive towards others' racial and ethnic heritage.

I told him that none of us made the mess he's upset about-- and he started blaming me!

...Of course you are. Good kid.

And what mess'd that be?

I dunno. He mentioned pizza boxes and... DNA.

Ask him?

He thinks we trashed our own locker room-- but it was the Wolverines that did it!

Pardon??

They vandalized our locker room. The others wanted to get revenge, but I said we'd get revenge by winning the big game!

Just don't show up, duh.

Hey... how do you get a date? I need one and I dont have one... and I don't know how to get one :/

I have a steady girlfriend, so we made plans months in advance.

Well. Had. We broke up last week.

Anyway, just ask somebody you like!

.... that sucks.

But... I dont know who to ask. I don't know what to say :/

You should probably, uh... find somebody to ask first. Isn't there some girl you like?

Uhm... yes? No? I don't know... not really?

I'm not really super interested in girls. What should I do? I want to go to the dance.

Are you... coming out of the closet? I mean, it's okay if you are. Lots of people are like... that, y'know?

Anyway, uh, you don't need a date to go to the dance. I'll probably go stag.

Huh? Where did you get that idea from?

Really? ... are a lot of other people going stag? I just don't want to be the only one going alone.

'Cause you said you weren't interested in girls-- er... nevermind.

You won't be. Find some friends and go with them if you're worried.

Yeah, I`m not. I mean... look at them. All they care about is who is most popular and who gets them the best gifts. I don`t really see how anyone would be interested in something like that.

Friends... [loooooooooooong pause] right.

You're just looking at the wrong ones! What about girls like Morgan? Or Kaylee?

...what's wrong with friends?

They're... hard to read. I dunno, it bugs me.

Nothing, friends are good ~~if you got 'em~~

barely readable, if you squint

You just have to take a chance, man!

Oh. Wanna go with me and my pals?

... yeah. That would be cool. ..... Thanks

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^ Because he totally hasn't.

Sam's innocent (of everything but being a smarmy jerk)! D:

DYAAAWWWW.

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