064 - GDIT BOND, WARDENS. BOND.

[bythe_books]

Sorry if I've been a bit quiet lately. Been getting these headaches-- and yeah, I'm sure you all really care. Anyway. Nice to see some more new arrivals. For those of you who don't know, I'm DCI Sam Tyler, with the Greater Manchester Police. I, er, hope my evil twin hasn't put you off me too much yet.

[Warden Filter]
Y'know, I don't think we put the pub to good enough use these days. Anyone up for a game of darts?

[Private to Prefect]
I know the whole... 'marriage' thing was... er. Probably best not thinking about. How're you doing since the flood? Still sober, yeah?

[EDITED THANK YOU NAOMI]

Comments

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I'm awful. But yes, feel free to destroy me at darts.

[bythe_books]

I'm not all that great, myself. We're probably evenly matched here.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Quite probably. Don't we do the police force proud with our outstanding dart playing? McTaggart would be proud.

[bythe_books]

Yeah, my DCI always had some choice, colourful words to describe my dart throwing.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

I'd suggest that your non-evil bearded twin probably levels the playing field.

[bythe_books]

Yeah, it's nice to know not every version of me is a supervillain from outer space.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

You should probably consider them as exercises in genetic improbability rather than strictly as versions of you. I doubt anything good lies down that train of thought.

I don't think I've introduced myself to you either, I'm sorry. Toshiko Sato. I'm...not a policewoman by any means, but I did a lot of work that could be considered policing.

[bythe_books]

Oh, I do. Contrary to whatever rubbish the Master says, I don't really think we're the same.

It's nice to meet you, Toshiko. What sort of work were you in?

[runaway-donna.livejournal.com]

I'll join you. I'm rubbish at darts, but it'll be fun.

[bythe_books]

That makes three who're rubbish at darts. It'll be a fair game.

Warden - someone is trolling and Sam is an easy target :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Sam, I'm horribly offended that you would invite everyone to a game of darts when you know very well I can't be there.

Warden - Oh Kirk, and he was hating you less these days

[bythe_books]

Time moves so wrong here, I didn't even realise your three weeks weren't up yet.

Guess you'll have to make due.

Warden - no he wasn't, he lies.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah with all the rape accusations flying around, it's hard to believe it's only been nineteen days since I last tasted the sweet taste of justice.

Warden - SAM NEVER LIES

[bythe_books]

God, that rubbish.

Look, I know we don't get on sometimes-- well, ever. But I'm sorry you had all that thrown at you.

It's because she ALWAYS tries to take Australia.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Count me in. I'll bring the gadget Tosh built me and we can listen to music.

I'm so-so at darts. Better than I am at Risk, anyway, though that's not saying much.

Why, Libby... WHY

[bythe_books]

What, like an iPod?

Me too. I think Sexby got all of the military prowess.

Why WHAT, Sam? X3

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Sort of, except it vacuum-seals itself to any flat surface and turns into a speaker.

[bythe_books]

Oh. That's, uh. More advanced that any player I've seen.

[toldastory]

Sure, I'll come. I'm Martha.

[bythe_books]

Nice to meet you, Martha. You're the new doctor, yeah?

[toldastory]

Yeah, that's me.

[bythe_books]

Welcome aboard. If there's one thing we need here, it's more doctors.

Private - He resents like, ALL of this.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

You're probably right, but Comrade? Next time you get married? Don't automatically deny your partner the chance for a nice honeymoon! It makes you come across poorly.

Yeah, I'm still sober.

Private - :|

[bythe_books]

Prefect, the next time I get married, I'm going to hope it's consensual. And if you want a honeymoon, try not to ambush your next partner.

Good. How're you feeling?

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I didn't ambush! I just... pursued a personal goal using the most obviously achievable route.

...Comrade. I think I've been sober long enough. Can I have my Gin back yet?