059 - Sam's a nerd

[bythe_books]

[Sam sounds a bit awkward here, kind of tired, as he's been spending a lot of time recovering from the death toll and from the trauma of getting shot in the face]

Guess I should extend a, uh, warm welcome to our new arrivals. DCI Sam Tyler. I'm one of the Wardens here. If you need anything-- assistance, questions answered-- don't hesitate to ask. I'll do what I can to offer my help.

[After a pause, and now he sounds amused... because Sam's a major dork]

A tenner says our next arrival will be Sulu.

[OOC: Pretend he posted this before Aziraphale's discovery of the Master's body! Otherwise, he'll look like a really callous jerk :c]

Comments

[cigarillosnguns.livejournal.com]

Sir Integra Hellsing. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[bythe_books]

Like... Van Helsing?

[Pause]

Er, sorry. Pleasure to meet you, Sir Hellsing.

[cigarillosnguns.livejournal.com]

Please, Sir Integra is fine.

Van Helsing was my grandfather, as a matter of fact.

[bythe_books]

Right. Sir Integra it is.

So, uh, does that mean that you... fight... vampires, too?

He IS a really callous jerk. :X -- no comment to make on the post, just that.

[notquitedivine.livejournal.com]

BACK AT YOU.

[bythe_books]

Voice, yes?

[thetroublewithv.livejournal.com]

Hikaru Sulu? Oh I really hope so!

[Awkward pause as he realizes his outburst]

I mean. [Another pause] Hello.

Voice

[bythe_books]

I know! He was always my favourite, aside from--

[Have another awkward pause]

Right, hello.

Voice

[thetroublewithv.livejournal.com]

He is my most certain friend, it would be nice to see him here!

...Ah, sorry. Pavel Andreievich Chekov, nice to meet you Meester Tyler.

Too jaded to care!

[acid_rayne]

Khan.

[bythe_books]

Oh, I hope not.

[acid_rayne]

It's either that or Klingons!

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

[he sounds slightly suspicious. Maybe curious.] You know Sulu?

[voice]

[bythe_books]

Er-- no, well, I mean, I know of Sulu, but I'm not, uh, personally... acquainted with him.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Know of him huh? How's that?

[exploringdaniel.livejournal.com]

Sulu? Please, it'll totally be Scotty.

[bythe_books]

I hadn't even thought about Scotty, to be honest. Now this is a tough one.

[exploringdaniel.livejournal.com]

Wait, we've got other series also. We've got Kirk, Janeway, the Borg, Dr. McCoy, Q and Chekov. We might get someone like Picard or Riker.

[voice] - and it reeks of smug

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Believe me now, Sammy?

I also second Scotty over Sulu.

[voice]

[bythe_books]

[A SIGH OF EXASPERATION!]

Guess I don't have any choice, do I?

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You could continue to be stubborn and narrow minded. That seems to work out for you.

[petite-sleuth.livejournal.com]

What the hell is a tenner?

[q-uery.livejournal.com]

It's something you can chew...

[bythe_books]

...money? You know, ten pounds?

[petite-sleuth.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Now I'm not as grossed out.