037 - PARTY ANIMAL IN DA HOUSE

[bythe_books]

Alright, so-- right, yeah, okay: Pub. Ten minutes, yeah? Let's turn this Barge into the party it's supposed to be.

SEE IF YOU CAN OUTDRINK A DCIIIIIIYEAAAAHHH!!!







Anyone got any E?

Comments

[gimmethemap]

I know I can outdrink you.

[bythe_books]

Tenner says you cant.

[gimmethemap]

Double it and you're on.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrades, I have a liver of pure steel, and you are both going to be drunk under the table extremely soon.

[gimmethemap]

You'll be eating those words later.

[bythe_books]

What, is your liver like FACTORY ISSUED, mate?

[whatweoncewere]

SEE IF YOU CAN OUTDRINK ME, LIGHTWEIGHT!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Please refer to my former comment for your eventual fate.

[whatweoncewere]

Pfft, yeah right, turdface! Fifty bucks says I can outdrink you!

[bythe_books]

Oh

OH

OH

YOU ARE ON MATE!

[whatweoncewere]

FIVE MINUTES! Be there in five or you're a wuss who can't even hold one beer!

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Oh please. Someone in a coma with a feeding tube could outdrink you.

[bythe_books]

Yeah, so, wanna drink from my tube?

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

If I did, you'd find that I'd be more inclined to bite it off.

[exploringdaniel.livejournal.com]

DUDE. I'm so there. And forget about everyone else, I can outdrink ALL OF YOU.

[bythe_books]

Daniel, it's on, mate. I mean: IT. IS. ON.

I'm gonna show you how we put away drinks back in 1973!

[exploringdaniel.livejournal.com]

That's it? 1973? LAME. Sam, I can show you how we put back drinks on a completely different planet.

kung laos a party animal 2 lol

[1st4earthrealm.livejournal.com]

FUCK EARTHREALM! I'M READY TO BRING SOME NOISE TO THIS PARTY! If Shao Kahn or Quan Chi decide to invade, Raiden can handle them! He's a god, right? It's about time he started acting like one and stopped wasting my fucking time!

I'll be at the pub in, like, 10 minutes, so you better start ordering me rounds. I'll show you the real skills the champion of Mortal Kombat possesses!

kewl

[bythe_books]

WHOA MATE. Mortal Kombat? I can SO wipe the floor with your arse at that game!

I am the Mortal Kombat CHAMPION!

Re: kewl

[1st4earthrealm.livejournal.com]

What? Dude, you think my destiny is some sort of game? I spent my entire life studying martial arts and training for the Mortal Kombat Tournament! I beat every opponent the emperor threw at me! I even beat SHANG TSUNG and that guy is too legit to quit! You think you honestly could WIN IN A FIGHT AGAINST ME? No way! I'd totally kick your ass in a second!

You don't wanna mess with me! I'm a champion! I have a medal to prove it, too! Better have those beers ready when I get there if you know what's best for you! I want this party started by the time I get to the pub!

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

"E," or to give it it's proper name, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA, to abbreviate), has been criminalized in all countries of the world under UN agreement, and its' possession, manufacture, or sale would result in criminal prosecution. It causes neurotoxic damage to the CNS (or central nervous system for the less educated among you... which appears to be all of you). Though some argue for it as a potential treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder, it undoubtedly causes the following effects, all of which are detrimental to health:

- Short-term memory lapses
- Trisma (lockjaw)
- Bruxia (involuntary teeth grinding)
- Nystagmus (rapid, uncontrollable eye movements)
- Several hours of restlessness following primary subjective effects, sometimes accompanied by residual euphoria
- A period of general malaise following primary subjective effects, normally resolving within a few days
- Mildly blurred vision following primary subjective effects, gradually resolving over a period of up to several days, also known as "plurring"

Over times, more serious side effects such as hyperthermia, dehydration, hyponatremia, and serotonin syndrome may develop.

In short, it would be exceedingly ill-advised to inquire about, or to use, methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

[bythe_books]

Elle.

Elle Elle Elle.

It's okay. I'm a police officer.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Policemen are not above the law, Sam.

[onderhaus.livejournal.com]

I'll drink your sorry DCI ass under the table any time, Buck-o.

[bythe_books]

C'mon, mate, C'MON! Let's put your money where your mouth is!